GEORGE: So—ah, Kramer. Why’d you ask me out to dinner? [amused] An’ why Pomodoro?
KRAMER: Allison spoke to me, and um. She wanted me to speak to you.
KRAMER: We all know that this relationship isn’t working. So Allison an’ I think that the best thing to do is just.. make a, clean break.
GEORGE: Can’t we discuss this?
KRAMER: We just don’t think you’re ready for a serious relationship!
GEORGE: I didn’t even know you wanted to get serious!
KRAMER: So what am I in this for? You know, I’m getting to a point in my life where I need something more than just.. a good time.
GEORGE: Are you?
KRAMER: Wha—me? No! No. But she is.
GEORGE: I, I can’t believe this is happening!
KRAMER: George, we’re sorry. [pause] We’re through..
GEORGE: Krama. Please.
KRAMER: [leaves, upset] Waaa-aa—aa! I’m sorry—
(via The Suzie)
Closest thing to Valentines Day sex that I’ll ever get
Happy Valentine’s Day.
The timeless art of seduction…
“The old man got to me!”
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